Popsicle tail. Nibbled a little because sometimes you forget your tail isn’t a popsicle. Go go gadget claw arm – because the other one is a #1 hand… no thumbs. Bummer. Bird claws to channel the inner pterodactyl. Hulk Hogan fanny pack, because there were no neon colors. Rosy red cheeks. Teeth got in the way … Continue reading
Monthly Archives: October 2011
Almost a rage blackout over no soy milk
I went to Caffe Artigiano today to buy an Americano. I’ve been doing well at sticking to a conscious budget lately, but I was working on a presentation all night and only slept for 30 minutes. Out of character, yes. I haven’t sacrificed sleep for work since the first year of my Masters’ degree – … Continue reading
Media Distortion – Skinny Bitch
You know what’s hotter? A girl that drinks a fine scotch. Neat. Not because she’s worried about staying thin. But because she’s fancy like that. Continue reading
Poems – Things that make me smile: Reflective Vests on Vespas
People on vespas With bright, Reflective Vests. White knuckles. Looking so intently At epitomizing, “safety first” My friends. Continue reading